Vice-Presidential Facts
1) Vice-Presidents are mammals.
2) Vice-Presidents are second only to vice-grips as the most appreciated of all vices. Now defunked television series Miami Vice ranks a distant third.
3) Vice-Presidents are known to eat both plants and animals.
4) Chuck Norris has never been a Vice-President of anything, which is fortunate, because he'd roundhouse kick the President if he was.
5) Pastey white men with curly hair make the best Vice-Presidents.
1) Vice-Presidents are mammals.
2) Vice-Presidents are second only to vice-grips as the most appreciated of all vices. Now defunked television series Miami Vice ranks a distant third.
3) Vice-Presidents are known to eat both plants and animals.
4) Chuck Norris has never been a Vice-President of anything, which is fortunate, because he'd roundhouse kick the President if he was.
5) Pastey white men with curly hair make the best Vice-Presidents.
This is Shane Diener, renouned red head and burger eater. This is my endorsement for Michael Perry for Vice-President for four reasons.
1. He eats meat like me.
2. He puts good Chuck Norris jokes in his blog.
3. My middle name is Michael.
4. His opinions resonate with the people!
VOTE PERRY!!!
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:33 AM
It's been a while since I've had to use the ol school sandpaper on my anus, but I recall it being a very thin 2 ply....
And with that, I am now and forever officially the largest Michael Perry supporter.
Posted by
Ryan |
10:35 AM