Interview with a Perspective Second Lady.
The following is a transcript of an interview between bethanyvp.blogspot.com and perspective second lady, Mrs. Rebeckah Kay Perry.
bethanyvp.blogspot.com: Hello, Rebeckah.
Mrs. Rebeckah Kay Perry: Mrs. Perry.
b.b.c: I'm sorry... Hello, Mrs. Perry.
RKP: Hello. It's good to be here.
b.b.c.: So, tell me - why would you be a good second lady? Readers demand to know.
RKP: I make a mean baked dip. I dress well. I'm nice. I love children. And reading. Well, I mean... I'm me.
b.b.c.: I see... how about feeding the poor?
RKP: Oh, I've fed the poor on many occassions. You can just ask Patricia Korves. She's poor, and I fed her.
b.b.c.: Good to hear. What would your theme as second lady be? I know Barbara Bush fought illiteracy as second lady of the United States (and later first lady).
RKP: IT's called the "NTJ Coalition," short for "No Tapered Jeans." The goal is to fight Tapered Jeans use worldwide.
b.b.c.: One more question - what will be the first thing you will do if Michael Perry is elected Vice-President of the student council?
RKP: Probably buy a Vespa. I've always wanted one.

Your future second family. Note the absense of tapered pants.
The following is a transcript of an interview between bethanyvp.blogspot.com and perspective second lady, Mrs. Rebeckah Kay Perry.
bethanyvp.blogspot.com: Hello, Rebeckah.
Mrs. Rebeckah Kay Perry: Mrs. Perry.
b.b.c: I'm sorry... Hello, Mrs. Perry.
RKP: Hello. It's good to be here.
b.b.c.: So, tell me - why would you be a good second lady? Readers demand to know.
RKP: I make a mean baked dip. I dress well. I'm nice. I love children. And reading. Well, I mean... I'm me.
b.b.c.: I see... how about feeding the poor?
RKP: Oh, I've fed the poor on many occassions. You can just ask Patricia Korves. She's poor, and I fed her.
b.b.c.: Good to hear. What would your theme as second lady be? I know Barbara Bush fought illiteracy as second lady of the United States (and later first lady).
RKP: IT's called the "NTJ Coalition," short for "No Tapered Jeans." The goal is to fight Tapered Jeans use worldwide.
b.b.c.: One more question - what will be the first thing you will do if Michael Perry is elected Vice-President of the student council?
RKP: Probably buy a Vespa. I've always wanted one.

Your future second family. Note the absense of tapered pants.
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